Kill Me Quickly

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beaft:

beaft:

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

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mon dieu…. you have caught me….

jhscdood:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

Btw I’m pro-quitting.  This is a quitting-positive space.  If you’re doing something and you decide “I don’t like this” or “I don’t want to do this” then you should quit.  Quitting is awesome.  Grinding only works in video james.

I quit all the time.  It’s great.

Embrace the power of “Y’know what? Fuck this” and see how it can improve your life

Leave the room! Leave the conversation! Leave the building! Close the chat! Exit the fic! Finish what you started by walking the fuck away from it!

bigdaddychungis4000:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving 

me, in the year 2021, learning that audible is the leading provider in audiobooks with thousands of titles to choose from 

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Me finding out Raid shadow legends is a mobile RPG with hundreds of champions to choose from

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noelledeltarune:

noelledeltarune:

i’ve been so into food videos lately…. they’re all like “ten quick and easy deserts you can make at home 😋😍” and then 30 seconds in on the first one they go ok so now take out your blowtorch,

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are you seeing this shit

adhoption:

argumate:

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hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

dormantnormandy:

croagunk:

i literally like music

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the-car-lover:

thelastonegottaken:

funnytwittertweets:

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no wifi in the beaver dam

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They have satellite tv though

chilewithcarnage:

cowboy:

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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chilewithcarnage:

cowboy:

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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transmechanicus:

in-love-with-my-bed:

imlizy:

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

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dearest-dolly:

If someone cute broke into my house and kidnapped me and took me to a house where i have my own room and im treated like a pretty doll and loved unconditionally but still disciplined with rules that aren’t overbearing that would be pretty cool i think in my mind

whetstonefires:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

zforzelma:

kvothes:

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC …….

kentucky fried christ

jesus fucking kennedy

john f. chicken

i-ll-be-the-moon:

sir that’s my emotional support character who believes themselves unworthy and unable of love because of all that they’ve gone through but eventually realises they are worthy of love when they reach it through their found family

fellwhite:

blackberrrying-deactivated20210:

but maybe i shouldn’t speak ill of the deactivated

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